sends u a wow for that thingy

You are my:
[] Acquaintance 
[x] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[x] Bruh

I think you’re:
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[x] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot
[x] Cute

We should:
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[] Text
[x] Watch films
[] Talk

I:
[x] Like You
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[x] Think you’re 100% FUKIGN RAD

I secretly:
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re not a nerd

Should you reblog this?
[x] Yes
[] No


(Source: n1mrod)


A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff


kimpissible:

its so sad that every boy who dresses remotely nice is labeled as gay like thts not even offensive to gay people it just means straight boys dress like shit 


schizoauthoress:

Persephone as a dark and off-putting goddess who worries her mother by hanging out with satyrs and making weird stuff like pitcher plants and Venus flytraps. Hades being charmed and intimidated all at once.

(Source: harshcutieszoos)


yes tumblr dot com I would love to reblog this text post as a link

(Source: texasassy)


hoshispades:

hoshispades:

everybodys got a water buffalo 

stop stop right this instant what do you think youre doing

you cant say everyones got a water buffalo everyone does not have a water buffalo we’re going to get nasty letters saying wheres my water buffalo why dont i have a water buffalo and are you prepared to deal with that i dont think so stop being so silly

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(Source: lovepact)


wavemasterkaz:

kyssthis16:

serenading-solitude:

twinzik:

Becoming A Thornberry!

More on our FB page- http://facebook.com/twinzik.twins

HOLY MOLY

FUCKIN SHIT!

Smashing.


hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work


me about girls: wow!! wow