Baby Boomers: The recent generation is so rude
Baby Boomers: Screams at servers over petty shit like toast
Baby Boomers: Screams at cashier for telling them their coupon is expired
Baby Boomers: Ignores store policy
Baby Boomers: Says racist and sexist things

riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(Source: flynnriders)


orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….


stimulateyoursenses:

2 punk 4 u


callan-the-misandrist:

fit-gymnast:

togamisrichass:

also psa

  • its perfectly normal and expected for people to act differently around other people
  • you play a different role in everyones life and you act accordingly to that role
  • its not being two faced 
  • it’s “would you act the way you act around your friends at a job interview?”
  • no you would not

Thank you

"So what are your strengths?"

"YOUR FACE HAS STRENGTHS"

(Source: symphonyregalia)


rate-my-reptile:

special leopard gecko boy doing his most seductive face

mend mend… mmeuh commere girl to myhouse and you know what we do which is I’ll darn YOUR socks 9.7333/10 Gonna get thatsock all Darned Out


trilliondollarbooty:

deviantart:

We’d watch.
“Not Coming This Fall" by *kevinbolk

spooky-stumps:

welcome to my school, where we protest big brother by barricading off the english room

spooky-stumps:

welcome to my school, where we protest big brother by barricading off the english room


decayingdean:

how is he doing this


halloween asks, yes please
A: What are you being for Halloween this year?
B: Favorite costume from past Halloweens?
C: Do you still go trick or treating?
D: Top 3 favorite scary movies.
E: Top 3 non-scary Halloween movies.
F: Do you watch Halloween specials on TV?
G: What was your first Halloween costume?
H: Would you ever wear a "sexy" Halloween costume?
I: Most ridiculous "sexy" costume you've seen?
J: Would you rather go to a Halloween party or go trick or treating?
K: Favorite candy to find in your trick or treat bag?
L: Candy or other goodies that make you want to cut a bitch when someone gives them to you?
M: Any Halloween traditions?
N: Have you ever been tricked on Halloween?
O: Costumes: make or buy?
P: Have you ever pulled a Halloween prank?
Q: Do you believe in ghosts?
R: You're in a horror movie. Are you the final girl, the first to die, the comic relief, the skeptic, the smart one, or the killer?
S: You're in a zombie apocalypse. What's your weapon of choice?
T: Costumes: scary, sexy, or funny?
U: You're a ghost. How do you spend Halloween?
V: Trick or treating: how old is too old?
W: Do you pass out candy on Halloween?
X: Do you go trick or treating even when it's raining?
Y: Top 3 favorite scary stories/books.
Z: Trick or treat?